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  1. [verwijderd] 7 december 2008 20:35
    Je moet toch wel behoorlijk rijk zijn
    om je aandeeltjes te kunnen veroorloven?

    Un nu uitgelogd, morre eerst asia sien, dan geloven?

    Biep-biep.
  2. [verwijderd] 8 december 2008 15:27
    NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS:


    CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.


    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.



    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.


    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.



    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.



    BROKER -- What my financial advisor has made me.



    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.



    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.



    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.



    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.



    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.



    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.



    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.



    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @$240 per share.



    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.



    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

  3. [verwijderd] 8 december 2008 15:36
    Na het einde van het stierengeblaat
    staat de Enige Echt Stier paraat.

    Helaas heeft hij van beleggen net zoveel verstand
    Als een koe in het weiland.

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